bofoddity

My writing drive has been pretty low this year due to school stress, but hopefully the worst will pass soon. Meanwhile, drabbles.

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII and Firefly aren't mine and the stories weren't written for profit.

Title: Cafeteria Talk
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Character: OFC
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Summary: Edie sits in the cafeteria.

"The problem with a human bitch," a voice said, "is that it's illegal to shoot her."

The statement was followed by thunder of laughter, which made Edie flinch.

"Look at all these cunts. Want to be soldiers." Edie wanted, very much, to look around if any other women looked as uncomfortable as she felt. She didn't dare to look up from her plate. "Guesses, guys. How many came here to drop their panties for great Sephiroth?"

"Make that all."

Edie wanted to punch their mouths shut.

But nobody else was moving, and Edie wasn't brave yet. She finished her meal.

Title: Good Morning
Fandom: Firefly/Final Fantasy VII
Pairing: Implied Jayne/Cloud, River
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Summary: "Jayne has a boy in his bunk."

"Jayne has a boy in his bunk," a sing-song voice called from the door.

Beside Cloud, Jayne stirred and sat up in panic. "Shh!"

"Your captain the nasty type?" Jayne's bunk was much more comfortable than his lack of bunk, so Cloud didn't want to leave yet.

"'Skin-the-stowaway' type." To the voice, Jayne said: "You don't want Mal to skin him, right?"

Voice was quiet for a moment. "Jayne has a hedgehog in his bunk."

"I think that might actually make things worse."

"If that happens, wake me up." Cloud made himself comfortable on the mattress again.

Jayne snorted. "Asshole."